20+ IT workers discuss how they would respond to unrealistic demands from the CEO: ‘That choice is a couple of pay grades too high for me to make’

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    IT workers, how would you react if your CEO's friend walked through the door and demanded full access to all of your systems?
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    Hdys Laugh And then I would tell them to open a ticket
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    TheNegotiator12 I would say he needs to talk it over with the IT director, I don't even have access to all of the systems, which is why any good IT department practices least user privilege.
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    ClownfishSoup I would do my job. I'd ask him for written authorization from the CEO, since the friend is not an employee with proper clearance. I would ask the CEO to
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    personally approve this and I would keep it as a record if he insisted on the access. Otherwise the "Friend" can off.
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    otacon967 Same as any other policy exception. Request to management and infosec for approval.
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    UnsorryCanadian "This is exactly how people get hacked, you're not fooling me"
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    ryo3000 I'm calling my boss They'll probably call their boss too And the only way I'm doing anything that's under my control is if I get in writting and signed by basically the entire chain of command above me
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    BeTooLive I have denied my manager access to a system before. It resulted in a bunch of shouting back and forth. But in the end he still didn't get access.
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    Icarus Nocturne Point him to the IT director and leave that problem to him. That's choice is a couple of pay grades to high for me to make.
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    Timo Was Taken How did you get in here? I'm calling security. Where did you park, they tow?
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    glarbknot I would say no. Then I would site legal reasons for protecting my data. Then I would go to lunch and avoid that person and the CEO. Then I would probably get fired, f kit though I been fired for stupider reasons.
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    spytez ME: Hey boss is this ok? Boss: Yes Me: ok.
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    Ceilibeag After checking with the CEO, I'd say 'knock yourself out' or 'pound sand' whichever was appropriate. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
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    SweetCosmicPope Tell him that I can't authorize that access. If he's gone through HR background checks and is onboarded as an employee and the CEO tells me to give him access, that's
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    another story. But if the guy just strolls in off the street, I'm going to tell him to kick rocks. And I wouldn't worry about being fired. I'll find something else. Any IT team worth
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    working for is not going to look on you negatively for not following proper security policy (and in my case, the law, because I work with protected data).
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    outerproduct Having worked with TS financial data, I'll tell them exactly where to shove it. Come back with a court order.
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    BenPanthera12 As long as you pay my salary and the CEO agreed to it, what do I care.
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    Phaedo I'd probably start replying to a bunch of people I'd been avoiding on LinkedIn.
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    Vegetable-Soup 1714 I'm in cyber, the answer is always no. Let them follow proper channels and build a business case for it.
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    celbertin Could you show me your badge? No? How did you get in here? The CEO let you in? it is against policy to allow someone to enter without an access card and ID badge. SECURITY!

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